daniel danger

opening in 2013…

im gonna open a bar called “The Partially Furnished Basement Of That One Friend In Junior High School Whos Parents Werent Great At Supervising Children.” expect an all Hole and Toadies jukebox, multiple thrift store makeout couches, chips in a bowl, an old tv playing a VHS of ‘the Crow’ on loop, a questionable disposable camera, and a mock staircase in the center of the room that leads up to a mysterious door whos knob occasionally wiggles. mixed drinks will be best guesses as to what a mixed drink actually entails. coke and beer? schnapps and dr pepper? also, you check your smartphone at the door, that shit doesn’t fly here. cover charge is $20, because you all have jobs now. XL tshirt dress code strictly enforced.

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   Where can I find such a bar?!?

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    I’d go.

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    i would totally go to this bar.

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    Um… Can I come?

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